The Expatriate Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country. One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt. Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 9% on brainwashworthy You scored higher than 67% on antitolerant You scored higher than 58% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

In light of today's SONA, this is eerily prescient.

Yep, I'm getting out of this country ASAP.

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...What? You were expecting Mein Kampf-levels of cheezy ptolemic here? Well... no.

the Ham (39% dark, 47% spontaneous, 22% vulgar)

your humor style: CLEAN | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT Your style's mostly goofy, innocent and feel-good. Perfect for parties and for the dads who chaperone them. You can actually get away with corny jokes, and I bet your sense of humor is a guilty pleasure for your friends. People of your type are often the most approachable and popular people in their circle. Your simple & silly good-naturedness is immediately recognizable, and it sets you apart in this sarcastic world. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Will Ferrell - Will Smith

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 6% on dark You scored higher than 74% on spontaneous You scored higher than 18% on vulgar

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid

I guess I'm not too dark as I used to be. If I'd have taken this test a couple of years or so ago, I would've needed flashlights to see through the angst.


Hee.